Maybe some of you have heard that lady who waves to Putin every morning from her home has a new tell-all book coming out. I am sure it will sell like crazy kool-aid to the moronic masses that live fairy tale land, however I too plan on buying it (I mean obtain a copy for free, somehow).
Yes I am hoping that it will bring great laughs as I read it all high and drunk. Perhaps a personal drinking game could be made out of it? Every time the phrase ‘You Betcha’ appears I can pound my drink, though since I do not know if her wonderful spasms of turrets and misgarbled speak will translate into the written word.
Nonetheless we shall see and maybe just maybe I can pass out drunk by the end of the first chapter. If it does not pan out… well I can always use it to pick up dog’s shit!
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